Sometimes I ponder over the stupid things I did in my twenties. I’m sure we all do. Do you remember that game Edward 40 Hands? How stupidly fun was that?!!! Get a couple 40’s duct tape them to your hands and you can’t take em off until your done with both. Realistically 40 ounces is just 5 pints of beer. It aint a whole lot. It only really sucked when you had to pee. Like 2 beers worth in and you get that urge and say, “nah it’s cool. I got this.”
Then by like the end of third and start of the fourth you are dancing like a fool, trying to distract yourself, or find any means to cope. Probably the hardest part is convincing yourself that the faster you finish your beer the faster you can go pee, despite the fact that you are possibly going to be too messed up to even find the toilet. “Sorry about your fridge man!” Oh, the good ole days.
I realize that into my 30’s I have matured. No, I don’t play these silly games anymore. I just go to the taproom and say, “hey beertender, Beer Me 5!” That way when I need to pee I go pee. But talking is hard too so I figured why not just have a shirt that does the talking for you.
Beer Me 5
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This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.
.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size