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Pastry Stout T-Shirt

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Description

Once upon a time in the land of Barleytown, hops grew on the walls of homes and the rivers were beer. The beer was always cold, refreshing, and hit the spot. But one day the Big Bad Pastry Beer came into town and…. “eh who cares. Does anybody actually read this crap. Like seriously?”

You know beer used to taste like beer. It used to mean something to go and order a Kolsch or a Porter. But NOOOooooo you had to go and add all these flavors to beer then call it a pastry beer. (Sarcastic mocking voice) “OOOO look at me drinking my tasty stout with coconut and cocoa nibs. YOUR ALL ANIMALS!!!”

“You know writing about Beer used to mean something too. I could have been somebody. I could have been a contender. But you don’t deserve my sentences. From now on you just get random words I know. Here you go…”

Unicorn farts

Cattywampus

Cherries

Coconut

Friday

Megaphone

Butthole

Taradiddle

“I’m going to go sulk in the corner with my beer now. You happy?”

Details

XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in16.5182022.0124.0225.9928
Length, in27.012829.023031.0332.0133
Sleeve length, in8.638.99.189.459.731010.4

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.

.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Additional information

Size

XS, Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Color

White, Pink, Teal

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